Trump kisses gold Jesus - rants about Judge Jeanine Pirro.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Trump spent the last hour having an unhinged AI-laced crashout on social media. Here are the screenshots.

First we start of with Elvis Trump, or Trelvis. Either way, it’s not the mark of a mentally sound man.

But then we move to the reflecting pool. Now, earlier this week, the DOJ dropped the charges against Olympian. According to a filing obtained by USA Today, Jeanine Pirro told the courts the damage “was the result of flawed installation by the contractor … and the rush to complete the project prior to the events associated with the America 250 celebration in the weeks surrounding Independence Day 2026.”

Trump hates when evidence gets in the way of his rage bait, and decided to make his fury known.

But hey - who are you going to believe? An olympian, the courts, and what everyone witnessed with their own eyes…or an orange 80 year old and his most loyal Faux News host?

Following that debacle, came what can only be described as AI slop, in the form of what many might feel…should trigger a wellness check…if you’re poor…and not on charge of the entire free world.

There’s this shit…where it looks like he’s trying to be some revolutionary general - one his bone spurs never quite let him become.

And then….came the civil war…in gold. Because that’s not alarming at all.

And in case you still thought he was on his Canada or Greenland as a 51st state bullshit, he has moved on to Venezuela. The country he raided, claiming the regime wasn’t legitimate, but left the regime in place after abducting the president and his wife, bringing them to New York, and then never mentioning them again.

Actually just kidding.

He is absolutely still on his Greenland bullshit. Making sure to represent himself as the absolute creep he is.

And it just kept going. Because who the fuck doesn’t tell AI to generate half their face as George Washington on a Saturday afternoon? He left in his nussy, which was a choice.

After showing you that…obviously…he’s half founding father, Trump decided to insult a Texas representative by comparing him to a photo of a fictional character. Wild choice when you will be the evil history compares others to.

Then we get to the alien. Because why not post an AI generated photo of yourself, a sitting president, walking beside a fucking jacked alien in shackles.

And then he brought out gold Jesus, whom he is kissing…while on the cross…in front of an American flag.

Trump followed that up with photos of his favorite taxpayer-funded toys that we can all assume were some kind of silent threat - a presidential nanny-nanny-boo-boo.

Then there was the photo of the recent statue he had covered in literal gold, while stripping the underserved of their SNAP benefits and doubling healthcare costs.

And last but not least…

Trump made sure you remind you - he has no plans to Van-go anywhere. Because republicans didn’t elect a president, they elected a tyrant. And the faster they come to terms with that, the faster we can fix it.

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